Kissing is really weird.

Just the thought of two sets of wet flabs of meat being pushed together and just getting smushed around and getting all everyone wet and sticky from the saliva (wait, that's not how you kiss?). Why do we do it even, we should think that it's disgusting because we could be getting diseases from the kiss (oral herpes eww.).

Anyways, I've complied a table of ways NOT to kiss (Advice from a person who never kissed anyone before.)

Okay, school, every teenager dreads this day, the day they go back to school after the summer, I like school but I dread this day as well.

I am a boy that could be considered a nerd but not really a geek (well, I kinda am a geek. But no vigimo games, more like books.), I do very well in school academic wise, but I'm not a social butterfly in any way. What I mean about "I do very well academic wise.", I am the second in the whole Form (or Grade for y'all 'mericans), I am the first several subjects  and got several crappy trophies from school (They could really be better made, but why should you spend the money on secondary students, even I find the trophies useless, eventually I'll put it in a bonfire.) Homework is easy, and learning is waaay too easy for me, I just remembered everything long before I went to class, and one day my world will come crumbling down onto me when I find something I haven't learnt yet(That won't happy, I'll just study it and I'll be fine.)

So since I'm a teenager who is beginning to panic about going back to school after the long summer holiday., I decided to compile a list of reasons for why teenagers derad the first day of school

So now that I've finished listing out some of my many many stresses, I will wake up the next morning and brave the first day and sail through the rough seas(figuratively obviously, also don't use the word literally here, it is the wrong use you teenagers.)

So wait for tomorrow for the continuation of this horrible horrible story.

To be continued...